Mind Wipe (Wherein I Try To Explain Away Writer’s Block)
I think it was Hemingway that said you should “write drunk and edit sober.” Of course, it may have been Kathy Lee Gifford and I’m grossly misinformed.
And drunk.
Okay, maybe not drunk, but I’m working on another hefeweizen and desperately trying to figure out why I’ve neglected this thing for almost two months and where to go from here. I guess the last few weeks have left a foul taste in my mouth as far as self expression goes. Of course, they’ve also left me with about six dollars to my name the insides of my mouth chewed raw and pulpy.
So, you know, a belated happy holidays and all that jazz.
I’ve also missed the bus on those ridiculous “best of” lists. So of course I’ll throw one up over the net day or two, in the interest of being “fashionably late”.
I’ll go ahead and guarantee that Lady Ridiculous won’t be anywhere near a single list I’ve ever made. Well, except my “Top Ten Terrifying Things To Ever happen To Mankind”.
